We present this Canon Card with limited comment or commercial interruption:

Him who is able to keep you from falling and to make you stand without blemish in the presence of His glory with rejoicing; the only God our Savior, through Jesus Christ our Lord, worthy of glory, majesty, power, and authority, before all time and now and forever.

[And all the people said]

Amen.

An “amen” which reveals an ugly truth:

How we love being forgiven, but don’t love holiness.

Forgive our lack of trademark humor and sarcasm.

And besides what do we know: we made this game and you probably think we’re going to Hell.