"Your god being unable to hear you because he's off taking a shit in the bushes (1 Kings 18:27)": On the Bible's motif of "shit-talking" Baal
“Deporting all the immigrants and banning Muslims” (Leviticus 19:33-34) OR Why We're Done with Fake News Christians
Vegetable love being better than hate-filled steak (Proverbs 15:17)
The Spirit moving you to dance semi naked through the streets (2 Samuel 6:14-20)
Jonathan's David-love. (2 Samuel 1:26)
On "Evil Talk" [A Theology of Swearing Addendum]
We aren’t telling anyone whether they can or cannot, should or should not, swear. But you should know how/why we use “bad words” in our game and Card Talks, before you let “unwholesome talk come out your mouth” about us.
(* An addendum to our Theology of Swearing)
Passing out in church, falling out a window, and breaking your neck (Acts 20:9)
Don’t have sex with your mother. She’s your mother. Don’t have sex with your mother. (Leviticus 18:7)
Dear reader: We believe you should not have sex with your mom/dad, stepmom/dad, sister/brother, half-sister/brother, stepsister/ brother, granddaughter/son, aunts/uncles, daughters/sons-in-law, sisters/brothers-in-law, and that it is a pretty safe bet that you should avoid poly-amorous relationships with members of the same family, or your own family. Apparently, so does the Bible.
Jesus was an Immigrant, a Refugee
Fleeing oppression and likely death, the holy family crossed international boarders without papers. They took whatever they could carry, what little resources they had, and fled. Joseph trusted that God would provide for his family: a Brown day laborer with carpentry skills, a young, frightened wife, and their precociously wide-eyed child.