This post illustrates an example where where humor & confusion result from differing translations. And discusses whether priests can bang corpses.
That time Jesus was a Racist (Matthew 15:21-28)
The Bible's Odd Silence On Necrophillia
Death by Lion for not Punching a Prophet (1 Kings 20:35-36) [A Guest Card Talk]
Adam wishing he had stuck with the sheep with "come-hither" looks (Genesis 3:12, Genesis 2:20)
Stories about lost sheep, coins, & sons being about OUR inaction, not God's. (Luke 15)
Wide and Narrow Gates (Matthew 7:13-14) [Guest Card Talk]
"When I read this card I hear a guideline and see a lens through which to evaluate what I’m doing with my life, in a broad, whole picture view, or within a given, specific situation. It helps me make better decisions, informed by my choice to adhere to Jesus’ teachings to the best of my ability. I don’t do this out of a fear of Hell or destruction, but out of love for life – others’ as well as my own.
The Capable Wife and the Contentious Wife: “A quarrelsome and nagging wife” (Prv 21:19) & “A virtuous woman as defined by old Jewish men” (Prv 31) [A two-for-one Guest Card Talk]
"These two wives are held up sort of in opposition. The bits of Proverbs from which they come are not back-to-back, but they’re part of an ongoing comparison between desirable qualities and undesirable. Sometimes these qualities are literally about a wife, sometimes they’re about the inner life of the man being addressed. In both cases, they present two women: Woman Wisdom and Woman Folly, the good wife and the bad wife."
Male prostitutes working the house of the LORD (Deuteronomy 23:18)
The curtain in the temple torn in two from top to bottom, the earth shaking... people who had died raised to life.” (Matthew 27:51-52): An Easter Card Talk
God.
New life.
What else is there to say?
Happy Easter
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